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  • TonKa
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    An ion walks into a bar looking really depressed, the barman ask's "why he looks so sad" and the ion says he's has lost an electron, the barman asks "Is he sure" and the ion replies "I am positive!"



    Good one OP! I admit I was curious what sexy SIN had to do with it hahaha
    Last edited by TonKa; 05-04-2013, 12:16 AM.

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  • Matt3600
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    It's only one element

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  • Matt3600
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    Here's a question: what gas has a molar mass of 28?

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  • OmniReaper
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    Originally posted by Matt3600 View Post
    Took me longer than I'm proud of to realize its talking about the calculator sin, not the lieutenant. Lol
    Hahahaha!!! That's when you know that you are a UE fanatic lol

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  • Matt3600
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    Took me longer than I'm proud of to realize its talking about the calculator sin, not the lieutenant. Lol

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  • OmniReaper
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    Not quite science but... You get the picture lol

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  • Manimal
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    your mother has so much mass that if she were to be converted into energy, a lot more energy would be produced than if the average person's mass were converted to energy. a lot more.

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  • Matt3600
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    Heisenberg went out for a stroll one day. An officer pulled him over and asked if he knew how fast he was going. He replied "no but I know where I am"

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  • Julia
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    Stole this from Big Bang Theory...a neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a drink?" The bartender says, "For you...no charge."

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  • Matt3600
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    Just remembered one. Two atoms were walking along when one atom exclaims "I think I lost an electron!" "The other one asked "are you sure?" The first then replied "I'm completely positive!"

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  • Matt3600
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    Post as many as you guys want. I'm dying to hear more

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  • Matt3600
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    I love the mew one.

    I know more chemistry jokes. I'll think of a good physics one.


    Why are helium, curium, and barium the three health elements?

    Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium.

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  • Airmid
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    Where does bad light go?
    Prism

    Why are physicists bad at threesomes?
    They can not solve for 3 body problems

    What is the difference between a Physicist and a Mathematician?
    Unlike a Mathematician a Physicist must at least be partially sane

    Why did the cat fall off the roof?
    It lost it's "mew"


    - I could go on -

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  • Matt3600
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    Science jokes

    It has come to my attention that we have a person hear skilled in bad physics jokes (Airmid). Lets try to see if everyone can think of one. Before you post another, wait for someone else to have a turn.


    I'll start: A photon walks into a hotel. The concierge asks if he wants help carrying his bags up to his room. It replies "No thanks, I'm traveling light"
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