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  • My perfect imaginary UE world.

    It all started one day when I joined the ranks of the "Underworld." I had used my real name because I was looking for recognition of my crimes, scores, and I wasn't going to hide behind a shadow. Days went by and I realized I was all about taking down other gang members so I would bring my whole posse with me and only attack smaller groups. Petty? yes! Unfair? yes! That's how I rolled though because I had been giving myself tons of energy when I realized it was the key to growing. As I grew stronger I realized that only my status changed but underneath I was still weak so I built up my defenses and since then a slow journey I've taken. I saw the TonKa truck parked outside not knowing what was inside but I was intrigued, not as intrigued as Brooke or Itsuki Kurosagi but hey I didn't even know those people yet. When I peaked in I saw Mist riding shotgun and TonKa in the driver seat. I thought they may have been holding hands for a moment but immediately they noticed me and there was two guns pointing to my head. They giggled together as they threatened to pull the trigger only for both of the guns to squirt water at me. What a friendly welcome I had received from two very interesting people. That day I rode along with Mist and TonKa while we toured different places. Everyone would cheer for Mist and Tonka while no one knew who I was but figured I was important or at least cool since I was in the backseat of the TonKa truck. For being two ruthless kingpins here in the Underworld they we're pretty nice guys and would do nice things for everyone they came across. We did the same thing for a few months before finally I met some new people in my world. Omnireaper stepped out right in the middle of the road while we we're driving the TonKa truck and put his hand out for us to stop. I don't know what the three of us we're thinking that day but we followed him to a Museum where a familiar face I had forgot about was waiting for me. Her name was Julia and she was beautiful. She was so important and also unimportant that I'd have to make a whole story if I had included her sooner in this. How we met was through a simple threat one day I had thrown her way when our two worlds collided. She was infatuated with me, at least I thought so because she's gone now. There we followed a murder mystery in this museum only to find out it was all a dream. I think Omnireaper had poisoned us. That's besides the fact because my story isn't about that. It's about my life here in the Underworld and that was only a short part of it. Things are different now let me tell you that. A little stale some would say but I've been trying my hardest to stir it up because just like sour cream and onion dip you can kind of revitalize it. I think I'll go off track for a moment and tell you wow I had seen this girl Brooke hanging out in the dirtiest, most gross, and vile part of the Underworld but wow she was a beauty. At least I thought so until I realized that she was about as easy to hold on to as a greased up pig. That's two women that had turned me into an all day sucker. Fast forward to present day there's another person hanging around named Itsuki Kurosagi and she swoons over TonKa like any fan girl would. She doesn't know his deepest darkest secrets like Mist does. They let me hang with them a for a while but the real private stuff like that glimpse of hand holding never was discussed. Hey it was a really hot day and I don't know what I saw they told me. Now I might just be rambling but I like to tell many stories at once and in parts and then I'll have an ultimate goal of why I started the story. My ultimate goal is tell you that I've made many friends here and I've experienced a lot of things in this Underworld. I've learned a few golden rules here like never poop in the Underworld unless you're prepared to talk about it and never fall for a girl who has many eyes on her unless her eyes are only on you. Here's an off tangent thought did anyone see that angry chipmunk pooping on their lawn? Seems he's famous for that. Apparently he has a thing for chickens too the real kind and the metaphorical kind. He's kind of a philosophical sort. Well one day I plan to at least garner the fame TonKa or Mist has. For now I can only dream.

    Thanks for reading if you did, if you didn't read it okay. If you say you didn't read it and you actually did I'm confused. If you didn't read it but you say did than I'm even more confused.
    Last edited by Vincent; 07-04-2013, 03:40 PM.
    I am not in danger, I AM THE DANGER!

  • #2
    Re: My perfect imaginary UE world.

    Originally posted by Vincent View Post
    She doesn't know his deepest darkest secrets like Mist does.

    Well one day I plan to at least garner the fame TonKa or Mist has. For now I can only dream.
    Really? I think you're famous already.

    Also, how come you know about the secrets too! *cries*
    Itsuki Kurosagi, pleased to meet you.
    My army code is 498429.
    "To see the world, things dangerous to come to, to see behind walls, draw closer, to find each other, and to feel. That is the purpose of life." - Walter Mitty

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    • #3
      Re: My perfect imaginary UE world.

      first time ive been compared to a greased up pig. love it. and mist and tonka have a bromance forsure <3

      awe vinny must be feeling left out without his snooks ill be your snooks. bffiles for life or untill i get drunk/mad at you on the jersey shore and fist pump your face at a club.
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      • #4
        Re: My perfect imaginary UE world.

        Omg!! That was us reaching for the last vodka bottle.
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        • #5
          Re: My perfect imaginary UE world.

          Originally posted by Mist View Post
          Omg!! That was us reaching for the last vodka bottle.
          Next to those guns? I don't think so. All Russians know to keep the guns and vodka in two separate compartments so they don't get them mixed up. Nice try Mist
          "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
          - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

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          • #6
            Re: My perfect imaginary UE world.

            Originally posted by Matt3600 View Post
            Next to those guns? I don't think so. All Russians know to keep the guns and vodka in two separate compartments so they don't get them mixed up. Nice try Mist
            Shoot. Humm trying to think of another one. Give me a sec ��
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            • #7
              Re: My perfect imaginary UE world.

              Man, it's hard to read this, so cluttered.
              Got to the part where there were water guns and quit.

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              • #8
                Re: My perfect imaginary UE world.

                LOL I copied it into a word document and spaced it out. Went pretty well from there!
                Itsuki Kurosagi, pleased to meet you.
                My army code is 498429.
                "To see the world, things dangerous to come to, to see behind walls, draw closer, to find each other, and to feel. That is the purpose of life." - Walter Mitty

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                • #9
                  Re: My perfect imaginary UE world.

                  Uhhh, I can't be bothered to do this. lol

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                  • #10
                    Re: My perfect imaginary UE world.

                    Originally posted by AngryChipmunk1 View Post
                    Uhhh, I can't be bothered to do this. lol
                    Lol you've been spoiled by all the writers who properly space out things in their posts.
                    Itsuki Kurosagi, pleased to meet you.
                    My army code is 498429.
                    "To see the world, things dangerous to come to, to see behind walls, draw closer, to find each other, and to feel. That is the purpose of life." - Walter Mitty

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                    • #11
                      Re: My perfect imaginary UE world.

                      Yes, Vincent isn't a pro.
                      He is just below semi-decent at everything he does, including dancing and PvP.

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                      • #12
                        Re: My perfect imaginary UE world.

                        Originally posted by AngryChipmunk1 View Post
                        Yes, Vincent isn't a pro.
                        He is just below semi-decent at everything he does, including dancing and PvP.
                        Whut! Nahhh Chip, i'm sure if he spaced it out, it would have been all pro-looking.
                        It was pretty humorous.
                        Itsuki Kurosagi, pleased to meet you.
                        My army code is 498429.
                        "To see the world, things dangerous to come to, to see behind walls, draw closer, to find each other, and to feel. That is the purpose of life." - Walter Mitty

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                        • #13
                          Re: My perfect imaginary UE world.

                          Man, now I need to copy paste this horridly typed out story.
                          And it probably will make my eyes bleed with the wrong your and you're, two, too and to, and their, there and they're.
                          I don't have time to let my eyes bleed more.

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                          • #14
                            Re: My perfect imaginary UE world.

                            Originally posted by AngryChipmunk1 View Post
                            And it probably will make my eyes bleed with the wrong your and you're, two, too and to, and their, there and they're.
                            I can't believe you don't have a mental auto-correct in your brain. I have one, and it works amazing.
                            Itsuki Kurosagi, pleased to meet you.
                            My army code is 498429.
                            "To see the world, things dangerous to come to, to see behind walls, draw closer, to find each other, and to feel. That is the purpose of life." - Walter Mitty

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                            • #15
                              Re: My perfect imaginary UE world.

                              I have the auto correct that also has a firing pin.
                              I must shoot everything wrong!

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